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chuarosaurus:

Okay - I like him.


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“i’ll get my shit together tomorrow”


— me everyday (via sassykardashian)

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?


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zizino:

You have to be at least a 5 to call someone else ugly, I dont make the rules fam


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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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unfollower:

a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself


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elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend


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cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks


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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal


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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left


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hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago


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sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew