*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
am i one of those blogs that you follow but don’t actually like
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops
I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.
tell me a secret
one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.
about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade