Nick Dunne, you’re probably the most hated man in America right now. Did you kill your wife? - Gone Girl (David Fincher, 2014)
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct
What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
"Nigga, what’s class?"
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee